narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

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sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

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suzannethurgood:

"One of the major problems we face as doctors is the sheer amount of blood," said Suzanne Thurgood, Publicity Director for the Medical Board. "We get so much blood all over our floors and jeans and copper magnet bracelets — it becomes nearly untenable."
Thurgood added that the best thing to do if you are unable to stop bleeding is to first take a few breaths. Calm yourself. This should help you concentrate on not bleeding. Then, once you have finished bleeding, come to a doctor’s office.
"It’s not a matter of medical training," Thurgood said. "It’s simply a matter of respecting other people."
Thurgood then lit a cigarette and placed it expertly into the mouth of a low-flying hawk. As the bird flew away, a distant clock tower chimed the quarter hour, and a gentle rain began to fall.
ok so suzanne thurgood is my secret favorite character even though she’s only shown up in one episode. it’s just…as someone who works in a hospital, I think a lot about what the emergency room scene must be like in night vale. 

suzannethurgood:

"One of the major problems we face as doctors is the sheer amount of blood," said Suzanne Thurgood, Publicity Director for the Medical Board. "We get so much blood all over our floors and jeans and copper magnet bracelets — it becomes nearly untenable."

Thurgood added that the best thing to do if you are unable to stop bleeding is to first take a few breaths. Calm yourself. This should help you concentrate on not bleeding. Then, once you have finished bleeding, come to a doctor’s office.

"It’s not a matter of medical training," Thurgood said. "It’s simply a matter of respecting other people."

Thurgood then lit a cigarette and placed it expertly into the mouth of a low-flying hawk. As the bird flew away, a distant clock tower chimed the quarter hour, and a gentle rain began to fall.

ok so suzanne thurgood is my secret favorite character even though she’s only shown up in one episode. it’s just…as someone who works in a hospital, I think a lot about what the emergency room scene must be like in night vale. 

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The truth is, everyone likes to look down on someone. If your favorites are all avant-garde writers who throw in Sanskrit and German, you can look down on everyone. If your favorites are all Oprah Book Club books, you can at least look down on mystery readers. Mystery readers have sci-fi readers. Sci-fi can look down on fantasy. And yes, fantasy readers have their own snobbishness. I’ll bet this, though: in a hundred years, people will be writing a lot more dissertations on Harry Potter than on John Updike. Look, Charles Dickens wrote popular fiction. Shakespeare wrote popular fiction - until he wrote his sonnets, desperate to show the literati of his day that he was real artist. Edgar Allan Poe tied himself in knots because no one realized he was a genius. The core of the problem is how we want to define “literature”. The Latin root simply means “letters”. Those letters are either delivered - they connect with an audience - or they don’t. For some, that audience is a few thousand college professors and some critics. For others, its twenty million women desperate for romance in their lives. Those connections happen because the books successfully communicate something real about the human experience. Sure, there are trashy books that do really well, but that’s because there are trashy facets of humanity. What people value in their books - and thus what they count as literature - really tells you more about them than it does about the book.
Brent Weeks (via victoriousvocabulary)

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The scene with Black Widow yelling to people to get out of the way as Winter Soldier follows her through the streets really made me think that. I know everyone complained about the loss of life in Man of Steel and here was the non-superpowered Natasha actively trying to get people out of the way of the big bad. The audience expects that of Captain America but even the most morally dubious good guy is more thoughtful than Superman was in MOS
From ONTD. I think this speaks volumes about how I feel about the DCU at the moment.  (via 1critic)

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twerkinshield:

koromons:

twerkinshield:

embracingthemadness:

steve and bucky making up random stories from their past and convincing the other avengers that it actually happened (◡‿◡✿)

or did they?

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jackhoward:

NOTES! Fucking hell.

Also the video is here

(Source: stuckwithyoutubers)

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witchpriest:

will my dash please join me in praying to the marvel gods that we get anthony mackie doing commentary on the winter solider dvd

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